Sher's

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
koi humse bhi ishq kare
khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi
pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG

Tales from the Crypt
 

 

 


A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.

 

The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

 

The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about Grandfather," said the son. I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.

 

So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl.

 

When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

 

The four-year-old watched it all in silence. One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor. He asked the child sweetly, "What are you making?" Just as sweetly, the boy responded, "Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up." The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.

 

The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

 

That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table. For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason, neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

 

On a positive note, no matter what happens how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

 

Screwed by the Lawyer
 


           

 

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked.

 

"I want to see Natalie," the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam.

 

"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

 

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.

 

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

 

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row. "Where are you from?" she asked.

 

The man replied, "South Carolina."

 

"Really?" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

 

"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

 

The moral of the story is:

Some things in life are certain...

1. Death

2. Taxes and

3. Being screwed by a lawyer

 

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